Empiricising brilliance since 1986. Reading: waferbaby/kottke/airbag/zeldman/daring fireball/signals vs. noise/dooce/perry bible fellowship/this akting lark/3 quarks daily/culture vulture/talking points memo/copy blogger/Projectionist. Tumblr (3.0; @vitaminbriefcase)http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/<p>Sometimes all it takes is a little tiny parrot to remind you of the awesomness of death metal.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PWhxCB0ndJE&hl=en&fs=1&"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PWhxCB0ndJE&hl=en&fs=1&" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/152438087http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/152438087Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:42:00 -0400<p>An awesome trailer for the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=related" title="Greatest freak out ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO)">Greatest freak out ever</a>. It almost makes me want to see the original.</p> <p> <object height="300" width="500" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t7OvMl5wLK4&hl=en&fs=1&"> <embed height="300" width="500" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t7OvMl5wLK4&hl=en&fs=1&" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/133519343http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/133519343Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:34:00 -0400<p>A beautiful and insightful documentary from <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</p> <p style="text-align: center;"> <object height="287" width="510" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1825142&fullscreen=1"> <embed height="287" width="510" src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1825142&fullscreen=1" allowscriptaccess="true" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/125928777http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/125928777Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:22:05 -0400<p>Warning, do not watch. Extremely hardcore.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vejqGtiHx88&hl=en&fs=1&"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vejqGtiHx88&hl=en&fs=1&" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/120608451http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/120608451Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:53:58 -0400<p>Advanced cat yodeling: a comprehensible guide into annoying your cats.</p> <p> <object height="300" width="500" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cxLG2wtE7TM&hl=en&fs=1"> <embed height="300" width="500" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cxLG2wtE7TM&hl=en&fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/111037331http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/111037331Thu, 21 May 2009 12:37:00 -0400<p>This is what happens when you don’t take swine flu seriously.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TK9cPwNns4I&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TK9cPwNns4I&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/107178327http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/107178327Wed, 13 May 2009 08:35:04 -0400<p>Beware of carbon monoxide.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JsGye4NLcQU&hl=en&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JsGye4NLcQU&hl=en&fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/102283214http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/102283214Fri, 01 May 2009 11:08:51 -0400<p>This guy spent 25 years designing his business card. And the funniest part is he’s probably dead serious.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/f2mHkQUBEpM&hl=en&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/f2mHkQUBEpM&hl=en&fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/102282477http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/102282477Fri, 01 May 2009 11:06:00 -0400<p>I love it when pranks go bad.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vUEbgeEOtW4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vUEbgeEOtW4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/96518214http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/96518214Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:06:00 -0400<p>Oh, those drunken frenchmen, that’s some brilliant cooking!</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfUZ5JZbO9A&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tfUZ5JZbO9A&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/90125171http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/90125171Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:08:58 -0400<p>From Curb Your Enthusiasm.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/heYZ7cmsKQY&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/heYZ7cmsKQY&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/90123660http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/90123660Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:03:31 -0400<p>Now you know.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1DW7Rt2xsVg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1DW7Rt2xsVg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/87326895http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/87326895Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:50:18 -0400<p>You got the <a href="http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/84135920/bizkit-the-sleep-walking-dog">dog</a>, now here’s the geek.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/97ukN7PzUwU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/97ukN7PzUwU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/87326362http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/87326362Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:47:43 -0400<p>Just in case you haven’t see this already. Who knew, dogs can be funny too.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2BgjH_CtIA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2BgjH_CtIA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/84135920http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/84135920Fri, 06 Mar 2009 12:49:30 -0500<p>Laundry - a funny short film by Chad Benton</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8VEGUZ1S2uY&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8VEGUZ1S2uY&rel=0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/81766450http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/81766450Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:51:58 -0500<p>A funny and <a href="http://moviesexscenes.blogspot.com/">sexy</a> commercial about blowjobs.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ehg4H0kkMvc&hl=en&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ehg4H0kkMvc&hl=en&fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/80821817http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/80821817Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:18:52 -0500<p>An amusing parody of a commercial for something called Loud n’ Clear…</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U58ppWuQwjI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U58ppWuQwjI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/76413085http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/76413085Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:12:06 -0500<p>A guy turns everything he touches into Skittles…</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MUJ4uorYPoY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MUJ4uorYPoY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/75105539http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/75105539Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:36:03 -0500<p>If only everyone was as friendly as the cops <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M9eublEmbvc&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M9eublEmbvc&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/72865469http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/72865469Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:52:20 -0500<p>Virkhouser Light, the lightest beer ever.</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ykbygyAc1Bo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ykbygyAc1Bo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p>http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/72107337http://vitaminbriefcase.tumblr.com/post/72107337Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:35:30 -0500